Never The Red Can

butchercat:

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casualfanboy:

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nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

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wats-good-gabby:

digitaldiscipline:

adulthoodisokay:

I am honestly at a loss for words.

YOU STUPID GODDAMNED HYPOCRITICAL MORONS

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crazybecat:

thatglutenfreemuffin:

psycho-suiteheart:

psycho-suiteheart:

phanadeux:

just to be clear on where i stand,,

feel free to unfollow me if you support that wrinkly old cheese puff

TWO PEOPLE UNFOLLOWED ME IM SCREAMING

Unfollow at will

Unfollow me and let me know so I can block you.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Greatest bromance of all time. (via thegladstork)

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