Never The Red Can

Hi. I'm Christopher and this blog is dedicated to things that amuse me, a 20-something political science major and marching/pageantry arts lover. Anti-Oxford Comma.


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crookedmedia:

People don’t like Ted Cruz very much

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eli0tknight:

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

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“ I am going to eat this entire candy...

butchercat:

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nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

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animalrates:

A STAMPEDE OF PUGS. I need them all. 13/10

more animals rated here

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“just to be clear on where i stand,,
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feel free to unfollow me if you support that wrinkly old cheese puff
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TWO PEOPLE UNFOLLOWED ME IM SCREAMING
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Unfollow...

crazybecat:

thatglutenfreemuffin:

psycho-suiteheart:

psycho-suiteheart:

phanadeux:

just to be clear on where i stand,,

feel free to unfollow me if you support that wrinkly old cheese puff

TWO PEOPLE UNFOLLOWED ME IM SCREAMING

Unfollow at will

Unfollow me and let me know so I can block you.

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hobrien:

I just wanted to get some folks together to pay a tribute to somebody who’s not only been by my side for the duration of this amazing journey but somebody who has devoted his entire professional life to serve this country. The best Vice-President America has ever had - Mr. Joe Biden.

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“Greatest bromance of all time. (via thegladstork)
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tastefullyoffensive:

Greatest bromance of all time. (via thegladstork)

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reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

fhefys:

  1. says “cool beans”
  2. does finger guns
  3. says “coolio”
  4. “my guy”
  5. “my dude”
  6. ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
  7. “ayyeee” 
  8. makes a lot of weird faces

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tastefullyoffensive:

Trust fall! 🔊

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just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is desperately wishing you would do something right now.

This is to real

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just-shower-thoughts:

It’s almost 2017 and we have a space probe over 20 billion km from earth, but there’s still no button to change a highlighted portion of text to all caps without re-typing it

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